She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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