I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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