Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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