Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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