she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
