He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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