theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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