why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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