Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize