do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
