this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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