Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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