just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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