CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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