I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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