You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
