Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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