I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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