i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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