That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My boob is missing a layer of skin
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
