Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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