you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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