I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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