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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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(404): View more from Georgia

Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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(530): View more from California

Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.

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