I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So. Much. Porn.
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