what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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