Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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