How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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