dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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