Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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