whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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