We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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