I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
time to smoke my breakfast
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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