Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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