The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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