We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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