I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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