i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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