By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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