somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize