We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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