He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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