More tranny stories later!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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