I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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