So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize