This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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