at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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