so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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