Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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