I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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