I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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