and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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