If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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