is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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