My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
